Avenging Force (1986)

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Avenging Force (1986)

Going to the theaters in 2011 is disgusting. Secret government agents,  spies and lethal assassins. All that sounds cool in theory but the  reality is BORING. I love a secret agent as much as the next guy but  what does Jason Bourne have to lose? What pain does Liam Neeson really  feel? Lets travel back to the 80’s where the enemy really hit you were  it hurts, where a cops family could be slaughtered, a soldiers sister  might get raped, and who knows? Even our hero could die…

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Enter The Ninja (1981)

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Enter The Ninja (1981)

The last few years have been pretty disgraceful in the world of the ninja. No longer are they the deadliest of assassins but now are mocked openly along side pirates and wizards. The ninja is an obvious costume choice, not a deadly threat. So lets go back to the ninja glory days (the 80’s) where America was just coming accustom to the ninja lifestyle, which was ripe for exploitation.

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Blood Games (1990)

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Blood Games (1990)

I’ve been reading some reviews online for Blood Games and I’m hearing the same words over and over: “illogical”, “sexist”, “hilarious”, “trash”, “waste of time”.... Basically everyone is having fun shitting on Blood Games. It’s easy to write off a movie about a girls baseball team that’s hunted down by a mob of rednecks. Especially when the Australian title is Baseball Bimbos in Hillbilly Hell “Huk-huk-huk.” Oh look! I can make fun of stupid movies too!

Blood Games is a perfect example of what’s wrong with how people consume media today. Everyone is dying to put things in a box. To judge it and move on. Sure the first 20 minutes of Blood Games is retarded and hilarious but if you paid attention you might find there’s a little more to this “standard” rape-revenge flick than you thought.

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The Underrated: Nemesis

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The Underrated: Nemesis

Acting is over rated. Did you really come to see some people PRETEND to be something other than cardboard cutouts? Fuck no! Why are you watching a movie called Nemesis? Is it because you want sappy, realistic love scenes? Or do you want robots blowing up shit in the future and naked android assassins? I’m gonna go with the naked android assassins on this one. 

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