One Sentence Album Reviews by Jacob Shelton
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Lorde – Melodrama
I heard that Lorde made a record executive eat a live rat before she would sign her contract. Cool.
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One Sentence Album Reviews by Jacob Shelton
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Does anybody know what the fuck Rihanna is talking about?
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Justin Bieber - Purpose - Def Jam
This album is the equivalent of a 22 year old smoking cloves in the parking lot of a community college.
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