26 - Do not aspire to be a pro Frolfer. 

27 -  Watch "Flight of The Navigator".

28 - Toothpaste is poisonous. So stop eating it!

29 - Watch out for the crazy lady that works at the Safeway and always stares at you. We don't what she wants. 

30 - If you run into Kirk Hammett and accidentally call him Mark Hamill while you're hammered at a Primus concert, he will be cool and still give you an autograph on a Tic Tac box.

31 - If you are high and in a stadium concert full of 10's of thousands of people and hear someone shouting your name, ignore it. It's all in your head.