February 25, 2015

6 Ways to Gently Tell Your Parents You’ve Enrolled at the University of Phoenix

February 25, 2015/ Greg Mania

1. Offer them a marga-Rohypnol-rita first, then bring it up. It’s best to break news like

this when your parents are relaxed/unconscious.

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