One Sentence Album Reviews - Jacob Shelton

Kendrick Lamar - untitled unmastered. - Aftermath/Interscope

God damn.

Miike Snow - iii - Jackalope Recordings

Who do we blame for this album? Conservatives? Liberals? Human evolution?

2 Chainz - Collgegrove - Def Jam

This is exactly why you don't leave your 2 Chainz album lying out in the sun.

Nada Surf - You Know Who You Are - Barsuk Records

Did anyone remember to tell Nada Surf that One Tree Hill got canceled about ten years ago?

Yuck - Stranger Things - Mame Records

Will someone tell those damn kids to turn it down? They're scaring my dogs.

Guerilla Toss - Eraser Stargazer - DFA LLC

I don't know what year this band was setting their time machine for, but they definitely landed in the wrong era.

Glenn Kotche/So Percussion - Drumkit Quartets - Cantaloupe Music

I hate to be this guy, but you could have used some more drums.

Lucy Dacus - No Burden - Lucy Dacus

The aural equivalent of a yawning emoji.

Prins Thomas - Principe del Norte - Smalltown Supersound

This is the record you put on right before you decide to score more coke.

La Sera - Music for Listening to Music to - Polyvinyl Record Co.

You should at least have to fill out an application before you get to start a band.